How To: Ruin a nice family moment (but still end it in laughter)

1. Toddler goes into their room after dinner
2. Hear them chatting away to themselves
3. Walk down to investigate
4. Toddler is reading his books to Monkey
5. Toddler then decides that he wants to look out his window - so he hops up on his bed and stands on the window sill
6. Stand behind Toddler for safety and ask him what he's up to
7. Toddler chatters away and points to everything he see's out the window "Mummy's car - Blue", "Grandpa's Car - Red", "Daddy's um.... not his car"
8. Toddler then spots the cat "Darcy! DARCE! Hello Darcy!"
9. Toddler then spots a plane (and so on an so forth talking about the different things he sees)
10. Toddler then looks at me and says "Mum?" with a serious expression
11. Reply "Yes Darling?"
12. Toddler points to his bed "You bed - Read Story"
13. Push the bed up to the window sill under Toddler
14. Lay down on the bed as instructed and pick up nearest book
15. Hold the book up to Toddler and ask them what book it is
16. Toddler yells out "CRANKY!"
17. Start reading Cranky 
18. Halfway through, Toddler comes down off the window sill and gives me a hug "Enough now"
19. Toddler gets back up on the window sill and continues to chatter away
20. Hubby comes in and gives me a hug
21. Start having a little chat together while watching Toddler
22. Chat away with Toddler with Hubby's head on my stomach...
23. I feel a sudden urge to fart 
24. Before I can warn Hubby - out it comes 
25. Close eyes momentarily in embarrassment
26. Open eyes and Hubby has shot out the room so fast leaving self and Toddler alone together
27. Realise that he also closed the door
28. Crack up laughing at his reaction
29. Toddler looks at the door and says "Uh oh..."
30. Toddler looks at me and says "Oh no!"
31. Laugh so hard at Hubby's and Toddler's reaction that tears are streaming down my face
32. Toddler then hides under his bed
33. Laugh even harder and have trouble breathing
34. Run out the room after Hubby, laughing and crying
35. Tell him Toddlers reaction through fits of laughter
36. More laughter between the both of us
37. Hear giggling from Toddlers room
38. Walk back into room and finish hanging out with Toddler before bedtime