Saturday, July 30, 2016

How to Bake Gluten Free Banana Bread

1. Get pre-mixed Banana Bread Mix out
2. Preheat Oven
3. Get oven trays out
4. Find Toddler looking in Freezer
5. Take Frozen Pizza Toastie off Toddler
6. Put Pizza Toastie in oven for Toddlers lunch (minus one toddler-sized-bite)
7. Decide to make Gluten Free Chocolate Mud Cake too
8. Dry Breakfast Dishes
9. Tell Toddler not to touch the oven. "Hot" he replies #proudmummymoment (he's getting it!)
10. Finish drying dishes
11. Pick up Toddler and put in high chair
12. Collect Thomas quilt (as Thomas needs feeding too!)
13. Drape Thomas quilt over the back of the high chair
14. Feed Toddler Pizza Toastie
15. Decide to make the Gluten Free Mud Cake into Muffins
16. Look outside (it's sunny again - see "How to do the washing in winter")
17. Put another load of washing on
18. Mix together pre-mixed Gluten Free Mud Cake Mix
19. Put in muffin trays and then in the oven
20. Get Toddler out of the High Chair
21. Set timer
22. Hang out washing while the muffins bake
23. Tell Toddler not to stand on his trike to reach the Digger on the BBQ (Daddy took it off him before for throwing it around)
24. Distract toddler by asking to help with counting pegs needed for the washing
25. Get slapped in the face by soaking-cold-wet t-shirt (it was left on the line from before)
26. Bend down, collect pegs off Toddler
27. Get hair bun caught in the straps of a singlet on the line
28. Untangle bun from singlet straps
29. Tell Toddler to get down off the picnic table
30. Hang a few items of washing and find Toddler has emptied his Thomas PJ's into the muddy puddle
31. Point out to Toddler that we now need to wash the Thomas PJ's again and we don't put clean washing into puddles
32. Clean Toddlers muddy Hands
33. Finish hanging up washing
34. Put Thomas PJ's in the washing machine
35. Tell Toddler that we don't mop the concrete
36. Take muddy gumboots off Toddler
37. Take Muffins out of the oven
38. Make coffee
39. Sit down and drink coffee - remember you forgot to make the Banana Bread
40. Decide to enjoy the coffee and make Banana Bread another day.

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