How do you clean your kitchen floor? See the 10 Easy Steps Below:
1. Go to the loo
2. While in there, leave helpful toddler in the kitchen to empty half a bottle of dishwashing liquid onto the floor
3. Fill a bucket up
4. Grab the sponge mop from outside
5. Remember that the sponge needs to be replaced
6. Remove old sponge to find that you got the wrong brand of replacement sponge
7. Decide to give said toddler a wet cloth to "help"
8. Get down on hands and knees to scrub the floor with the sponge
9. Get drenched by the toddler who then puts the full wet cloth on your shoulder, back, (and yes, bum!)
10. End up playing with the bubbles, have a water fight, and Finnish up mopping by walking from one end of the kitchen to the other with a towel on your feet
2. While in there, leave helpful toddler in the kitchen to empty half a bottle of dishwashing liquid onto the floor
3. Fill a bucket up
4. Grab the sponge mop from outside
5. Remember that the sponge needs to be replaced
6. Remove old sponge to find that you got the wrong brand of replacement sponge
7. Decide to give said toddler a wet cloth to "help"
8. Get down on hands and knees to scrub the floor with the sponge
9. Get drenched by the toddler who then puts the full wet cloth on your shoulder, back, (and yes, bum!)
10. End up playing with the bubbles, have a water fight, and Finnish up mopping by walking from one end of the kitchen to the other with a towel on your feet
TADA! Clean Kitchen Floor!
How to Vacuum the house:
1. Get out Vacuum
2. Give excited toddler a vacuum attachment to hold onto (as he really loves to help vacuum)
3. Start vacuuming
4. Get to bedrooms and realise Toddler is not following and "vacuuming" behind you as he usually does...
5. backtack to the kitchen
6. Find said Toddler "feeding" the cat
7. Get out brush and shovel
8. Put entire contents of cat food back into its bag
9. Finish vacuuming
10. Go to bed and let Hubby take over until Dinner.
2. Give excited toddler a vacuum attachment to hold onto (as he really loves to help vacuum)
3. Start vacuuming
4. Get to bedrooms and realise Toddler is not following and "vacuuming" behind you as he usually does...
5. backtack to the kitchen
6. Find said Toddler "feeding" the cat
7. Get out brush and shovel
8. Put entire contents of cat food back into its bag
9. Finish vacuuming
10. Go to bed and let Hubby take over until Dinner.
How to Cook Dinner:
1. Get woken up by awesome little smiles and cuddles from cute Toddler
2. Get up from Nap and prepare potatoes and peas
3. Get told "Wees" by Toddler
4.Take Toddler to the toilet
5. Get roll out of the toilet and put in rubbish bin
6. Clean up wees off the floor and tell Toddler that it's ok, accidents happen
7. Wash Hands with Toddler trying to eat soap that looks like cupcake
8. Start cooking sausages and prepare Gravy
9. Clean up cornflour off kitchen floor
10. Serve dinner to family
2. Get up from Nap and prepare potatoes and peas
3. Get told "Wees" by Toddler
4.Take Toddler to the toilet
5. Get roll out of the toilet and put in rubbish bin
6. Clean up wees off the floor and tell Toddler that it's ok, accidents happen
7. Wash Hands with Toddler trying to eat soap that looks like cupcake
8. Start cooking sausages and prepare Gravy
9. Clean up cornflour off kitchen floor
10. Serve dinner to family
How to put Toddler to bed:
1. Convince Toddler that they need a nappy on to go to bed
2. Put Toddler into PJ's
3. Tell Toddler one book, one story, one song and then sleep
4. Read one book, tell one story and sing three songs
5. Say goodnight to toddler and get a lovely "goodnight" back
6. Walk out room in amazement that there was no "sing song" or "Wait, where you going?"
7. Get to lounge give DH and FIL a triumphant smile and air punch
8. Go to kitchen to start dinner dishes
9. Hear a giggle and a "Hi!" behind you
10. Stop stacking dishes and put Toddler back to bed.
2. Put Toddler into PJ's
3. Tell Toddler one book, one story, one song and then sleep
4. Read one book, tell one story and sing three songs
5. Say goodnight to toddler and get a lovely "goodnight" back
6. Walk out room in amazement that there was no "sing song" or "Wait, where you going?"
7. Get to lounge give DH and FIL a triumphant smile and air punch
8. Go to kitchen to start dinner dishes
9. Hear a giggle and a "Hi!" behind you
10. Stop stacking dishes and put Toddler back to bed.
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