Saturday, July 30, 2016

How to get a Good Nights Sleep

1. Go to bed
2. Fall Asleep
3. Wake up freezing
4. Close bedroom window
5. Snuggle into blankets and start to drift off to sleep
6. Get woken up by Toddler
7. Pull Toddler into bed to warm them up
8. Get head butted by Toddler
9. Get Kicked by Toddler
10. Give Toddler to Daddy
11. Make bottle
12. Collect Toddler off Daddy
13. Change Nappy
14. Put Toddler in bed
15. Sing "This old Man"
16. Sing "There was an old Lady who swallowed a fly"
17. Walk slowly to door
18. Get to Door
19. Stop
20. Turn around and collect bottle
21. Sing "Flying Fortress"
22. Realise Toddler fell asleep
23. Sneak out of room
24. Fall back into bed and dream of Fireman Sam...with the theme song playing in the background

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