How To: Wash Monkey

1. Start making a ham and cheese bagel for lunch
2. Toddler comes over and wants Monkey to eat it
3. Monkey gets covered in mayo
4. Pick up Monkey and put into the washing machine (that has just started)
5. Toddler throws a tantrum that "My Monkey Wash!" 
6. Give Toddler spare Monkey
7. Toddler not having a bar of it
8. Spend next little while explaining to Toddler why Monkey needs a wash
9. Eventually Toddler calms down with a bottle and a spot of paw patrol
10. Sit down and eat Ham and Cheese Bagel for lunch while having a few moments peace