How To: Give a Toddler a Bubble Bath

1. Put 5 squirts of bubble bath solution into the bath
2. Turn the water on
3. Undress Toddler
4. Put Toddler into bath
5. Let Toddler play with the bubbles for a while
6. Wash Toddlers hair
7. Put on a "Bubble Beard" 
8. Toddler Giggles
9. Wipe Bubble beard off 
10. Pull Plug
11. Get Toddler out of bath
12. Put Towel on Toddler
13. Let Toddler run into the lounge to Grandpa
14. Collect Pj's and Nappy
15. Put nappy on Toddler - let them stay in towel for a bit longer
16. Make custard and pears for dessert
17. Give to Toddler
18. Toddler eats it cleanly, only getting a little bit on them
19. Go get a wet cloth to clean face
20. Come back to Toddler taken hood of towel off and splashing hands in custard bowl
21. Take bowl off Toddler, leave wet cloth with them
22. Come back to find cloth were you left it and custard hands in Toddlers no-longer-clean-hair
23. Clean Toddler up
24. Put Toddler into shower
25. Dry Toddler
26. Put Toddler to bed (3 books and "Goodnight Moon" recited) 
27. Close door
28. Got to kitchen
29. Take cough mixture for sore throat
30. Sit down and relax for the rest of the night.