Wednesday, August 3, 2016

How To: Wake up in the Morning

1. Get woken up by Toddler at 2.30am
2. Let Toddler come in bed as it is cold
3. Fall asleep cuddling Toddler
4. Get woken up at 3.30am by Toddler kicking the blankets off
5. Ask Toddler if they want to go back to own bed *Toddler Nods*
6. Get up to take Toddler back to own bed
7. Follow Toddler into their room
8. Have Toddler zoom out between your legs
9. Turn round and follow Toddler to kitchen door
10. Open Kitchen door and remind Toddler that Daddy and Grandpa are sleeping
11. Turn light on for Toddler
12. Stand there for a moment for eyes to adjust
13. Watch Toddler open bottle drawer and select bottle
14. Watch Toddler open fridge and select his milk
15. Take bottle and milk off Toddler
16. Remind screaming Toddler to use inside voice and that Daddy and Grandpa are sleeping
17. Pour milk into bottle
18. Let Toddler put lid on bottle and milk away in fridge
19. Let Toddler open microwave and put in bottle
20. Show Toddler what buttons to push on microwave
21. Take bottle out of microwave and give to Toddler
22. Carry Toddler to bed
23. Tuck Toddler in
24. Sing "ABC"
25. Sing "This old man"
26. Collect bottle off Toddler
27. Sing "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly"
28. Realise Toddler is asleep
29. Go back to bed and fall asleep
30. Get woken by Toddler at 5.00am
31. Give Toddler Cuddles
32. Get told "Sing song"
33. Starting singing "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly..."
34. Fall asleep
35. Get woken up by "Song!"
36. Sing "There was an old lady who swallowed a spider..."
37. Fall Sleep
38. Get woken up by "Song! Song!"
39. Sing "There was an old lady who swallowed a cow..."
40. Fall asleep
41. Wake up to giggling and the flushing of the toilet
42. Get up for the day

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