How To: Have a weird and annoying morning
How To: Get a blood test
- Get to labtest
- Sit down next to random guy (do not talk to them)
- Get called up for blood test
- Have blood test
- Start to walk out when random guy says "Hi"
- Say "Hi" back while trying to walk out the door
- Random guy says "Do you want to go out for a drink sometime?"
- Reply "Thanks, but I am married"
- Random guy smirks "Are you sure? You're not wearing a ring on your finger"
- Reply back "Well, that's only because I don't like to risk getting poo on it when I change my Toddlers nappy."
- Random guy steps back "Woah! You have a kid?"
- Smile and reply "Yes. and I am Married."
- Random guy quickly makes his excuses on having to be somewhere and walks off, finally allowing me to walk out the door
- Get into car, lock doors and leave
How To: Post a letter
- Drive to post office
- Park car
- Silly dude parks his car next to me at an angle (taking up three spaces)
- Awkwardly open car door (not much space because of the way the dude is parked)
- Post letter
- Get back to car and squeeze back in
- Drive off and head to petrol station
How To: Fill your car up
- Drive to petrol station
- Hop out of the car
- Decide that because you're in a hurry, you'll use the "pay-a-pump" feature
- Swipe card and start payment
- Service attendant comes up and asks if you want any help
- Smile and reply "No thanks, I'm fine"
- Attendant say "Do you have flybys? You can only get them inside"
- Reassure attendant that you know this, but because you're in a hurry you don't want to go inside (there is a line of 5 people in there already)
- Attendant asks if you want your windows washed
- Reply "No thanks, I'm fine"
- Attendant then ask if you want them to fill the car up for you
- Reply "No thanks, I'm fine"
- Spot a mother with two kids in tow struggling
- Point the mother out to attendant "How about you give her a hand?"
- Get a "No Ma'am, I'm already helping you"
- Grit teeth "No thanks, I'm FINE"
- Roll eyes and start to walk to the mother to offer a hand
- Another attendant walks up and helps the mother with her petrol
- Walk back and look at attendant who then picks up petrol hose and starts to fill up my car
- Stand there with arms crossed feeling awkward as the attendant fills the car up (cannot go and sit down in car as attendant is blocking the way)
- Car is now fill
- Attendant hangs up hose and wishes a good day
- Stand there watching attendant in annoyance as it took TWICE as long to get the car filled up and might as well have gone inside and got the flybuys points, but it is too late now. GRRRRRRR
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