How To: Clean a Monkey

1. Toddler is holding "Monkey"
2. Toddler opens fireplace door (there is no current fire)
3. Tell Toddler to close the door and "Don't Touch!"
4. Toddler puts Monkey into the fireplace and closes door
5. Tell Toddler not to put Monkey in the fire
6. Take Monkey out of fireplace
7. Close fireplace door tightly
8. Take Monkey outside to shake ash off it
9. Put Monkey in washing machine
10. Forget about Monkey until bedtime