How To: Cook Bacon Wrapped Chicken Breast with a Creamy Mushroom Sauce

1. Preheat oven to 200*C
2. Discover there is only two chicken breast and not three
3. Cut up into smaller pieces
4. Discover there is no bacon
5. Put chicken in oven for 45 minutes
6. Clean chopping board and put away
7. Cut up half the mushrooms - decide to put the rest aside for tomorrow nights dinner
8. Put mushrooms in saucepan with garlic infused oil, turn to medium heat
9. Peel and chop potatoes, while keeping an eye on and stirring mushrooms
10. Cut up one broccoli, put in steamer on stove - add water, but don't turn on
11. Put potatoes in pot, add water and salt - turn to high until boiling then medium heat
12. Get out butter, salt, pepper, flour, and milk to start the mushroom sauce
13. See Toddler enter kitchen
14. Say "Hi" give Toddler cuddle and send back into lounge with Daddy and Grandpa
15. Watch Toddler leave kitchen and enter lounge
16. Remove cooked mushrooms and put into bowl
17. Put 500g butter into same saucepan used for mushrooms (less dishes and more flavour)
18. Hear Toddler say "Banana" followed by a clatter
19. Turn to find Toddler with banana bunch in hand - and a shattered fruit bowl at their feet (second one in a year due to a "banana")
20. Pick Toddler up and move to other side of kitchen
21. Check to see that Toddler is ok (Toddler is fine and still holding onto banana)
22. Make mental note to get wire fruit bowl as replacement
23. Send Toddler into lounge, ask Hubby to change him
24. Turn to clean up broken fruit bowl, find Grandpa doing it
25. Give Grandpa brush and shovel and thank him for cleaning it up - find out later in the evening that bowl was a gift he was given 30 years ago :-( 
26. Turn back to stove, turn on element and make mushroom sauce
27. Turn steamer on
28. Potatoes ready
29. Ensure Toddler is in lounge in strict hold of Daddy
30. Drain potatoes, put in butter, salt, pepper and milk - mash the potatoes
31. Pull chicken out
32. Call out to Grandpa to double check chicken is ok (as he is a much better cook then you)
33. Toddler comes running in  "Ok! Ok!" to check chicken is ok, followed by Grandpa
34. Chicken is confirmed to be OK
35. Put Toddler in high chair 
36. Give "Harold" (The helicopter from Thomas the tank engine)
37. Dish dinner up
38. Serve drinks
39. Serve dinner
40. Sit down and eat dinner
41. Toddler wants down - throws Harold on the floor
42. Get Toddler down and continue to eat dinner
43. Toddler comes over with Harold  and rolls him over your jeans it is only then that you discover that Harold has also been rolling in mash potatoes
44. Take Harold of Toddler and finish eating dinner
45. Toddler goes into freezer and wants frozen peas
46. Put frozen peas in cup for Toddler
47. Toddler goes to high chair and wants up
48. Put Toddler into high chair
49. Toddler empties peas onto high chair frame and starts eating with his mouth (no hands involved)
50. Let Toddler have his fun, collect plates and start stacking dinner dishes