How To: Watch the Olympic Games

1. Book Gymnastics on Sky for the morning at 9am
2. Get woken up by Toddler at 7am (cool, little sleep in!)
3. Let Hubby have sleep in
4. Sort breakfast
5. Sit down to watch Gymnastics
6. Realise you got up too early - watch Dora the explorer instead
7. 9am watch Gymnastics
8. Watch Male Gymnasts do their thing
9. Cringe when poor French guy breaks a leg
10. Turn off T.V.
11. Do a few things round the house with Toddlers help
12. Tell Toddler we'll go out later with Daddy
13. Toddler insists on putting Thomas helmet on
14. Toddler insists on waking Daddy up
15. Convince Toddler to have shower instead and let Daddy sleep
16. Finish shower as Daddy gets up - Daddy kindly dresses Toddler
17. Go outside with Toddler playing on bike
18. Chat to hubby while watching Toddler
19. Toddler picks up hose and starts running with it in his hands
20. Hose only goes so far
21. Hose sling shots Toddler backward
22. Check on Toddler - Toddler fine, have a laugh with Toddler
23. Tell Toddler to come inside to get ready to go out
24. Toddler grabbs digger toy
25. Wipes gumboots on doormat
26. Says 'Wipe, Wipe" to digger
27. Wipes diggers "feet"
28. Takes helmet off and changes clothes for warmer ones
29. Get Fish and Chips for lunch
30. Get to Ardmore airport
31. Put Toddler in tray of ute to watch planes
32. Have fish and chips
33. Toddler sits on chips
34. Toddler walks round with mushed up chips on bum
35. Toddler tries to open Daddy's tool box - fails
36. Toddler drinks Daddy's drink - get bubbles up nose and sneezes
37. Clean up remainder of fish and chips - put in rubbish bag to dispose of later
38. Toddler throws rubbish bag out of tray of ute
39. Remind Toddler we don't litter
40. Toddler finds rubbish bin in tray of ute
41. Toddler puts rubbish bag into bin -  play's with rubbish bin like a drum
42. Toddler tries to jump out of tray of ute - stop Toddler
43. Spitfire flies over
44. Toddler stops everything to watch Spitfire
45. Watch planes for a while longer
46. Get back into car and go home
47. Sit down while Father-in-law cooks dinner (Cheese Toasties)
48. Cook custard and pears for desert
49. Watch Toddler enjoy dessert
50. Watch Toddler pour remaing custard into cup for a drink (no spills!)
51. Toddler licks plate
52. Toddler puts plate on head and then throws on floor
53. Clean up plate, leave Toddler in highchair in care of Daddy
54. Get cloth to clean Toddler up
55. Hear  "No!" - come back to find cup now on floor
56. Pick up cup off floor and clean up Toddler
57. Put Toddler in bath
58. Get splashed
59. Tell Toddler not to run and jump in the bath
60. Tell Toddler not to drink bath water
61. Say "bye bye" to water and pull plug
62. Get wet hug from Toddler
63. Chase wet Toddler with towel
64. Catch up with Toddler on Grandpas knee
65. Finish drying Toddler
66. Get clothes
67. Try to convince Toddler to get dressed
68. Get asked "What's that?" pointing behind me
69. Don't fall for Toddlers trick
70. Get asked "Drink?"
71. Bribe Toddler with drink in Giant Shrek cup if they get dressed
72. Get Toddler dressed
73. Tell Toddler it's bedtime
74. Toddler grabs Monkey and makes a beeline for the bath
75. Toddler says goodnight to the bath
76. Toddler kisses the bath
77. Tuck Toddler into bed
78. Read The Foot book
79. Tell Goodnight Moon
80. Sing alphabet
81. Do animals in alphabet - struggle with K and X ( say K is for kite, X is for X-ray)
82. Sing There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
83. Give Toddler goodnight kiss
84. Decide to check up on animal's starting with K (Kangaroo - DUH!) and X (X-ray Tetra - well, I was close with X-ray!)
85. Sit down and realise there is not much free to air Olympic Games
86. "Carry on, Follow that Camel" instead (Giggle the night away)