How To: Give a Toddler a bath

1. Feed Toddler Chilli Con Carne for dinner
2. Give water bottle for drink
3. Take bottle off Toddler for squirting it into dinner bowl
4. Clean up dinner
5. Feed Toddler Jelly for dessert
6. Start stacking dishes
7. Toddler throws bowl of jelly on the floor
8. Clean up jelly and Toddler
9. Give Toddler a bath
10. Entertain Toddler in bath by spitting water out of mouth
11. Have Toddler in fits of giggles
12. Watch in amusement as Toddler tries to do the same but only results in dribble raspberries 
13. Take Toddler out of Bath
14. Put Toddler on potty
15. Praise Toddler for using potty
16. Clean up potty
17. Dress Toddler
18. Make bottle
19. Read Thomas' Tool Box
20. Read Tigger's Breakfast
21. Sing the Alphabet
22. Sing There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
23. Say Goodnight to Toddler and give goodnight kiss
24. Close door
25. Hear door open
26. Put Toddler to bed
27. Go to loo
28. Hear Toddlers door open again
29. Tell Toddler to go to bed
30. Hear Toddler say "Where are you?"
31. Get out and find Toddler in Lounge
32. Take Toddler to bed - Toddler stays this time