How To: Feed the birds

1. Put leftover breakfast crusts, crumbs and last nights popcorn into a bowl
2. Take outside with Toddler
3. Throw bowlful of leftovers onto the lawn
4. Toddler runs up to crumbs
5. Toddler bends down and starts eating crumbs off the lawn
6. Tell Toddler the food is for the birds
7. Toddler stands up and looks for birds
8. Toddler can't find birds
9. Toddler continues to eat food off the lawn
10. Tell Toddler that he is NOT a bird
11. Take Toddler over to playground
12. Hubby make lunch
13. Hubby throws left over bread at us on the playground
14. Toddler picks it up
15. Tell Toddler to break up and throw to the birds
16. Toddler points to the trees "Birds"
17. Agree with Toddler "Yes, birds are in the trees"
18. Throw bread onto the lawn with Toddler's help
19. Sit and wait for birds to come get the food
20. Toddler jumps down off the playground 
21. Toddler gets onto tricycle
22. Toddler rides around picking the broken bread off the lawn and eating it as he goes around for a ride
23. Remind Toddler that he is NOT a bird
24. Toddler picks up piece of bread and says "Bird bread"
25. Agree with Toddler "Yes, that bread is for the birds"
26. Toddler grins and put bread in his mouth