How To: Fold the washing

1. Wake up after a LOOOOOONG sleep in - thanks to an AWESOME Hubby! :-D
2. Put a load of washing on
3. Have breakfast
4. Get dressed
5. Wash windows
6. Let Toddler help
7. Get ready to go outside to bring dry washing in
8. Tell Toddler to get his Helmet, shoes and socks on
9. Look outside and see that it is raining
10. Tell Toddler it's raining
11. Distract Toddler with Alphabet magnets - let him keep his helmet on
12. Start to fold dry washing already inside basket
13. Hear Toddler playing with the pots and pans
14. Come into Kitchen to find Toddler "Cooking" alphabet soup
15. Fold washing
16. Hear Toddler getting out the Wok
17. Put Wok away and give steamer set to Toddler
18. Watch Toddler open freezer
19. Take frozen peas off Toddler
20. Get told "Peas! Put in there" by Toddler
21. Pour a few peas into the steamer for Toddler to eat and "cook" with
22. Put frozen peas away
23. Fold more washing
24. Turn round to find Toddler trying to put cat into pot
25. Take cat off Toddler and tell Toddler we don't cook cats
26. Take Toddler to the toilet
27. Ask Toddler "Are you finished Darling?"
28. Have Toddler cup your face in his hands, give you a kiss and say "Yes Darling"
29. *Heart Melts*
30. Help Toddler off Toilet and let them flush it (even though there is nothing there) wash hands, tell Toddler not to eat cupcake soap
31. Get clean undies
32. Hear banging of pots and pans
33. Find Toddler tipping peas into the toilet to flush them down
34. Take pot off Toddler and put on bench to wash later
35. Turn around to find Toddler peeing up against the back door
36. Tell Toddler that we don't pee against the door
37. Clean up pee and notice rubbish bin needs emptying 
38. Put undies on Toddler
39. Empty rubbish bin
40. Open back door
41. Have puddle of pee gush out in a waterfall onto kitchen floor and door step (wonder how he managed to do SO much???!!!)
42. Clean up pee
43. Put rubbish out
44. Put washing out on line
45. Tell Toddler not to crash his "motorbike" up against Mummy's car
46. Finish hanging up washing
47. Tell Toddler it's lunchtime
48. Put toast in toaster
49. Open fridge
50. Remove the letter "D" out of the fridge
51. Make spaghetti on toast for Toddler
52. Make cup of soup for own lunch - put aside to cool
53. Fold more washing
54. Turn to Toddler giggling
55. Watch in amusement as Toddler "slurps" up his spaghetti and gives you brilliant smiles
56. Praise Toddler for reaching this milestone :-P
57. Write on shopping list - hear a clatter
58. Pick plate of spaghetti off the floor
59. Remind Toddler we don't throw food on the floor
60. Wipe Toddlers hands and give cloth to Toddler to wipe own mouth
61. Get Toddler down from highchair
62. Wipe Toddlers face
63. Fold more washing - sorting out what needs to go away and what needs to go in hot-water cupboard
64. Empty clothes out of hot-water cupboard
65. Come back to other folded clothes to find Toddler with an armful of his clothes 
66. Give Toddler  a smile as he says "I help, put away"
67. Praise Toddler for helping and exchange slightly damp clothes in his arms for dry clothes to be put away
68.  Put clothes away
69. Sit down and have cold cup of soup for lunch.