How to: Have a relaxing weekend

Saturday:

1. Get woken up by Toddler at 6am
2. Have Breakfast
3. Put on Fireman Sam
4. Daddy gets up
5. Daddy takes Toddler to  airport
6. Decide to use this time to do some cleaning and organising
7. Have a break and make  a coffee
8. Come down with a blinding headache
9. Take painkillers and go to bed to sleep off the headache
10. Noise seems to escalate from the builders next door 
11. Grandpa comes home from outing
12. Grandpa leaves again
13. Hubby comes home and checks on you
14. Realise it's quiet
15. Ask where Toddler is
16. Hubby gasps - "Thought I'd forgotten something"
17. Interrogate hubby
18. Hubby switched toddler with Grandpa at the gate
19. Grandpa has gone to Ardmore Airport with Toddler
20. Toddler and Grandpa come back
21. Change Toddlers bum
22. Toddler outside with Grandpa riding bike
23. You inside cleaning
24. Still got headache
25. Cook dinner - spag bol
26. Toddler falls asleep
27. Take toddler to bed
28. Change nappy
29. Toddler rolls over
30. Put new nappy on - ask toddler if they want dinner (toddler slightly awake)
31. Toddler wants bed
32. Tuck Toddler in
33. Have dinner
34. Watch batman vs superman - LOOONG movie
35. Have dessert - Jelly Tip Ice Cream (YUM!)
36. Finish watching batman movie
37. Go to bed at 11pm

Sunday:

1. Get woken up at 2am by toddler
2. Give toddler bottle
3. Toddler goes back to bed
4. Get woken at 4am
5. Give toddler bottle
6. Toddler back to bed
7. Get woken at 6am
8. Toddler comes into bed for cuddles
9. Toddler wriggling
10. Daddy takes Toddler into lounge (negotiate he sleeps in both mornings next weekend)
11. Go back to sleep until 9.45am when Toddler needs a bum change 
12. Change Toddlers bum
13. Sore throat - Take pain killers
14. Make breakfast for self and 3 coffees and a magic milo
15. Have Toddler hold onto your dressing gown and follow you around
16. Sit down have breakfast
17. Toddler jumping on couch
18. Remind Toddler that coffee is HOT
19. Daddy ready to go out
20. Put on Fireman Sam while finishing breakfast
21. Grandpa and Daddy offer to take Toddler (Toddler happy to go out)
22. Finish breakfast
23. Have shower - get dressed
24. Put 3 loads of washing on
25. Sit down for lunch - burn hand while making soup
26. Burn not so bad under cold water
27. Have lunch
28. Daddy, Grandpa and Toddler home
29. Feed Toddler last nights dinner for lunch
30. Hang out washing
31. Toddler comes out to help
32. Toddler checks dry washing and nods
33. Toddler on motorbike tricycle
34. Toddler silent
35. Toddler looking at ladder (now on ground, thinking about how to lift it no doubt...)
36. Toddler goes on playground
37. Hose down playground
38. Toddler wants to go on bike again
39. Hang up more washing
40. Toddler gets hose and puts down drain
41. Grandpa comes out and turns it on for him then off again when Toddler tries to wet him
42. Toddler on bike
43. Toddler puts hose in cat door (hose off)
44. Tell Toddler to put the hose away
45. Finish hanging out washing, bring in dry and collect Toddler
46. Make coffee
47. Toddler in pantry - custard powder ends up on floor
48. Clean up
49. Give Toddler afternoon tea
50. Go Food shopping
51. Get to food shop to find parking lot full
52. Manage to find a parking spot
53. Get into the food shop and give Toddler shopping list
54. Turn the corner and find a trolley jam
55. Toddler says "Go! Go!"
56. Explain to Toddler  that we're got to wait
57. Have all the trolleys move out the way
58. Smile and say "Thank you" 
59. Toddler says "WOW! Thank you!" 
60. Get to baby aisle and look for bubble bath
61. Can't find bubble bath in usual brand, so buy an alternative 
62. Toddler puts hands on hips and waves their finger
63. Give Toddler bubble bath bottle to hold 
64. Toddler happy
65. Buy food - find that you are under budget (yay!)
66. Get home, put shopping away 
67. Find that you missed a few things out
68. Plan to finish the shopping list tomorrow.