How To: Get a Milo stain out of a Cookie Monster jumper

1. Give Toddler Milo
2. Toddler drinks Milo and spills a few spots of milo on Cookie Monster jumper
3. Get new jumper for Toddler
4. Take off Cookie Monster jumper, put new one on
5. Put Cookie Monster Jumper in the laundry
6. Open laundry cupboard to get out napisan
7. Find that you are out of nappisan
8. Remember seeing a special 2 for 1 offer at Reduced to clear
9. Pack Toddler into car for a ride
10. Go to The Warehouse and find special on kids DVD's (3 for $20) 
11. Get 3 Fireman Sam DVD's (something new to watch yay!)
12. Go check out prices of napisan - can't find it anywhere
13. Pop into craft area to see if anything new for current projects
14. Find a whole heap of journaling cards you've been eyeing up for ages - On Special!!!!!!
15. Collect $50 worth of them and pay only $14 (dance for joy back to car to Toddlers amusement)
16. Drive next lot of shops around the corner
17. Got to post office, get stamps for Postcrossing 
18. Go to Mitre 10
19. Take Toddler to toilet
20. Lay disposable change mat on public toilet floor (EW!)
21. Kneel down on floor  (double EWW!!) 
22. Clean public Toilet (not so Ew...)
23. Help Toddler with pants 
24. Perch Toddler on toilet
25. Toddler shakes head
26. Take Toddler down off toilet
27. Help Toddler with pants
28. Help Toddler flush toilet
29. Help Toddler wash hands
30. Throw away disposable change mat
31. Wash hands again
32. Walk out to toilets and head for playground
33. Toddler only kid on playground
34. Toddler goes on everything
35. Toddler spots a ball
36. Toddler crawls under "car" 
37. Toddler comes out with 2 balls
38. Toddler is covered in dust
39. Clean Toddler off as best as possible
40. Help Toddler carry balls up to the top of the slide
41. Repeat above step
42. Tell Toddler 3 more slides and then we're going home
43. Toddler goes down slide two times
44. Toddler goes up stairs "bye bye stairs" (after each step)
45. Toddler says "bye bye tunnel"
46. Toddler says "bye bye slide" 
47. Toddler goes down slide
48. Toddler says "bye bye car"
49. Toddler picks up balls
50. Explain to Toddler that the balls stay at the playground for other children to play with
51. Toddler puts balls back under the car "bye bye balls"
52. Toddler willingly gets into pushchair and comes out of the playground
53. Praise Toddler and collect a mop and buy on the way out of Mitre10
54. Go into Reduced to clear to get nappisan
55. Find a really nice Gluten Free cup of soup on special
56. Toddler decides they want to hold mop
57. Give mop to Toddler
58. Toddler puts mop on floor and it mops though out the whole store (doesn't matter as the sponge has plastic covering over it)
59. Have a giggle at Toddler so casually "mopping" in front of him while he's sitting in pushchair
60. Get milk - 2 for 1
61. Get to check out
62. Hop into car
63. Get home, put shopping away
64. Go into laundry and find Cookie Monster jumper
65. Realise you forgot to get the napisan from Reduced to clear
66. Spray Cookie Monster jumper with natural stain remover and throw in washing machine
67. Hope that it will remove the stain after a nights soaking
68. Carry on with the rest of the day